14 Easter-egg questions you can ask Siri to get a hilarious response 14個會從Siri那得到爆笑回覆的彩蛋問題

Executive assistants are rapidly vanishing from the workplace, and in their place has come Siri, the voice-activated virtual assistant created by Apple. Siri is incredibly talented — in a matter of seconds she can make a dinner reservation, tell you how many calories are in a bagel, and sort through your music library.
特別助理正快速地消失於他們的工作崗位上，而他們的工作被蘋果公司創造的聲動虛擬助理-Siri取而代之。Siri超級有才華—她能夠在幾秒內預約晚餐的餐廳、告訴妳貝果幾卡還可以整理你的音樂庫。

But it seems that Siri's creators decided to give the virtual assistant a sense of humor, too. Siri will occasionally provide a hilarious response to your questions.
但看來創造Siri的人決定要給這個虛擬助理一點幽默感，Siri偶爾會針對你的問題給一些爆笑的回覆。

Most recently, iPhone users discovered that when asked to divide zero by zero, Siri responds, "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."
最近，iPhone的使用者發現當問她零除以零是多少的時候，Siri會回答「假設你有零塊餅乾但要分給零個朋友。你的朋友各得到幾片呢？你看！完全不合理，而餅乾怪獸會因為為沒有任何餅乾而難過，你會因為沒有朋友而感到悲哀」

So that you don't have to, we spent a few hours chatting with our iPhone to find Siri's funniest responses. Check out our favorite 14.

為了幫你節省時間，我們花了幾個小時跟我們的iPhone聊天找尋Siri最好笑的回覆，現在來看看我們最喜歡的前14名。








































原文網址：http://www.businessinsider.com/best-siri-responses-2015-6 

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